Pesky Ice is FINALLY Out of the Way!

crusbarb.jpgSome more great news!

It appears that damned ice cap that has been blocking the long sought Northwest Passage is finally out of the way. Last year, scientists thought it would take another twenty years to melt the annoying stuff, but fortunately for world travelers, things are gettin’ hot in a hurry!

This is GREAT news for those of us who, like myself, prefer to summer in Norway and winter in Japan. Now our cruise ships will only have to travel half the distance! Clearly, those shrill eco-warrior pussies have no idea how much prettier the northern hemisphere is without all the ice.

Read out about the incredibly rapid melting of the Arctic ice HERE.

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One Response to “Pesky Ice is FINALLY Out of the Way!”

  1. Gail Jonas says on September 16th, 2007 at 9:32 pm :

    I understand that if the US doesn’t get with it and sign the Law of the Seas treaty, we’ll be aced out of our share of the resources under all that ice. Drat!

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