Comments on: Paris Hilton, Are You Listening? http://todbrilliant.com/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:23:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Tod Brilliant http://todbrilliant.com/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-44 Tod Brilliant Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:40:21 +0000 http://todbrilliant.com/2006/09/15/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-44 <p>Oh, Scot(t). Come now. You\'re just trying to confuse, in advance, my yet-to-be publicly-posted dilemma we discussed. Namely, that with you now working for the \'enemy\' I can no longer support www.scottkeneally.com on my blog, hence the removal of your link from the friends/artist list. Coincidence that you chime in the day after hearing of your link removal? Coincidence that your Skinny Reds moniker in the upper left corner of your post is a clickable link directly to your site? I don\'t think so. Nice try, buckaroo.</p> <p>Face it, you\'re simply hurting for traffic, now that your chief source of clicks is gone. What can I say? People are obsessed with celebrity, and they flock to my witty outpourings. If you think that anyone is going to be curious enough to read your writings, hear about your upcoming \'better-than-eggers\' bestselling book in advance, just because you\'ve posted in here, you\'re crazy. My fans are too smart for that - they were inoculated against such crass attempts long ago (yes, it was the Mean Joe Green 7Up commercial that simultaneously touched our young hearts and opened our eyes to the corporate puppet masters). Sorry you had to pair up with a lesser light, my friend. You made your bed . . .</p> Oh, Scot(t). Come now. You\’re just trying to confuse, in advance, my yet-to-be publicly-posted dilemma we discussed. Namely, that with you now working for the \’enemy\’ I can no longer support http://www.scottkeneally.com on my blog, hence the removal of your link from the friends/artist list. Coincidence that you chime in the day after hearing of your link removal? Coincidence that your Skinny Reds moniker in the upper left corner of your post is a clickable link directly to your site? I don\’t think so. Nice try, buckaroo.

Face it, you\’re simply hurting for traffic, now that your chief source of clicks is gone. What can I say? People are obsessed with celebrity, and they flock to my witty outpourings. If you think that anyone is going to be curious enough to read your writings, hear about your upcoming \’better-than-eggers\’ bestselling book in advance, just because you\’ve posted in here, you\’re crazy. My fans are too smart for that - they were inoculated against such crass attempts long ago (yes, it was the Mean Joe Green 7Up commercial that simultaneously touched our young hearts and opened our eyes to the corporate puppet masters). Sorry you had to pair up with a lesser light, my friend. You made your bed . . .

]]> By: Skinny Reds http://todbrilliant.com/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-43 Skinny Reds Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:54:44 +0000 http://todbrilliant.com/2006/09/15/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-43 <p>I think we may have proof of her illiteracy, or at the very least, her turd grayd spelling skilz... this is an actual email I received from Ms. Hilton shortly after our encounter on the set of her new "music" video. </p> <p>"Hey scott, thank you! And thank yopu for everything else, you are an incredible writer, love your ideas and would def love to wokrk together again soon. You roxk and this is my direect email to my blkbery if u have anymore cool ideas. Love, Paris xoxo"</p> I think we may have proof of her illiteracy, or at the very least, her turd grayd spelling skilz… this is an actual email I received from Ms. Hilton shortly after our encounter on the set of her new “music” video.

“Hey scott, thank you! And thank yopu for everything else, you are an incredible writer, love your ideas and would def love to wokrk together again soon. You roxk and this is my direect email to my blkbery if u have anymore cool ideas.
Love, Paris xoxo”

]]> By: Tod Brilliant http://todbrilliant.com/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-41 Tod Brilliant Sun, 17 Sep 2006 21:22:50 +0000 http://todbrilliant.com/2006/09/15/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-41 <p>Jeff, I think you know about my real guess. Interestingly, and I\'ll post the link when I get back from Los Angeles, hotel guru and Studio 54 architect Ian Schrager turned Hilton away just a few days ago from his newest hotel and told the press that he was sick of celebrities who \"do nothing.\" The worm very well may be turning. Bravo, Ian!</p> Jeff, I think you know about my real guess. Interestingly, and I\’ll post the link when I get back from Los Angeles, hotel guru and Studio 54 architect Ian Schrager turned Hilton away just a few days ago from his newest hotel and told the press that he was sick of celebrities who \”do nothing.\” The worm very well may be turning. Bravo, Ian!

]]> By: Jeff at sustainablog/ Treehugger http://todbrilliant.com/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-40 Jeff at sustainablog/ Treehugger Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:20:16 +0000 http://todbrilliant.com/2006/09/15/paris-hilton-are-you-listening/#comment-40 <p>Sadly, I'm guessing your first hunch in right... party-girl Paris is the embodiment of vapidity. The only thing sadder is that, apparently, so many are interested in the complete lack of substance she represents... <i>House of Wax</i>, anyone...?</p> Sadly, I’m guessing your first hunch in right… party-girl Paris is the embodiment of vapidity. The only thing sadder is that, apparently, so many are interested in the complete lack of substance she represents… House of Wax, anyone…?

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