Also, now that I’m famous (read about that HERE) I’ve been thinking about hiring some assistants to help me with the daily pressures. At the top of my list is Personal Cereal Box Opener, as I have the damndest time opening cereal boxes, I really do. I’m okay at getting the cardboard outer box open and can do this pretty much without destroying the package. It’s the inner plastic lining that befuddles me time and time again. I end up shoving my thumb through the plastic, shredding it, and losing much of the bag’s ability to maintain freshness. It’s really an issue for me. I want to help save the world and eat fresh tasting cereal daily and I’m willing to pay the right person who can make this happen. If that person is you, contact me with a resume.

(feel free to comment)

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